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holding a press conference to announce that i, triz, am closing the drake passage to all shipping. it's closed, and you can't have it, and also i am going to take a big cut of all the shipments that go through it, because it's closed. i am also going to force chile, argentina, and antarctica to open it, we're in peace talks, i just spoke with the president of antarctica, lovely man, very put together, central casting, always wears a tuxedo, but i'm going to win and the straits are closed. by me