2026-10-15 12:26 UTC
Feel like this blog must have made the rounds but today is the first time I’m actually reading it and it’s sharp enough to cut with:
Every death on my corner is offset, with a third of a toddler left over, and I’d like that number in the conversation the next time somebody calls me a murderer out the window of a passing Kia.
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@whvholst@eupolicy.social 2026-10-15 14:21
@antifuchs@awful.systems @BlueMonday1984@awful.systems Firefox throws me TLS errors over that link.
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@NextElephant9@awful.systems 2026-10-15 16:08
This is great :D morewrong.lol/?post=im-huffing-computer-duster-be…
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@mavu@mastodon.social 2026-10-15 21:02
@antifuchs@awful.systems @BlueMonday1984@awful.systems " I’m trading a cul-de-sac for a family tree." Love it! Thanks for sharing :D
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@sbszine@dice.camp 2026-10-15 21:18
@antifuchs@awful.systems @BlueMonday1984@awful.systems The comments are amazing
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@YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 2026-10-15 21:35
The comments have some real gems too. Fair. I’ve reweighted in DALYs. The net goes up, because my customers’ remaining DALYs are low. Thanks for the push.
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@V0ldek@awful.systems 2026-10-16 17:21
My mother, who paid for Haverford, says she didn’t raise a drug dealer. That’s accurate. She raised a quant, and the quant made a lateral move. 🤌🤌🤌 Chef’s fucking kiss