Post #3882270
2026-07-17 09:54 UTC
Yeah, my foundation colour is ‘sickly victorian child with cholera’ or ‘ghost with consumption’ and tanning is all but impossible. That pale yellow is an absolute no-go. Its bad enough that a few weeks back after I asked my mother for her opinion on a dress I was planning on wearing to an event she literally just sent me a link to gradual tanning lotion to put on my fluorescent white and blue legs… at least might help reduce the effect of them looking like freshly plucked poultry…
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@SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-07-17 10:15
Do beauty salons still do pro spray tans? Some of those used to be good for special occasions, if you’re struggling not to feel self conscious
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@ValiantDust@feddit.org 2026-07-17 13:00
It’s a good thing your descriptons are extremely hilarious. So at least I could laugh after the “freshly plucked poultry” legs hit way to close home. Though mine are not white and blue but… well, pale yellow.