Post #3879959
2026-07-17 07:48 UTC
“What’s the difference between curtains and toilet paper?”
“I dunno. What?”
“SO IT WAS YOU!”
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@psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2026-07-17 14:03
Twenty years ago I was at my sister-in-law’s house for a New Years Eve party and got blasted by doing a combo of tequila and gin shots. They packed me away into a tiny side room (it was like a 125 year old house) with no heat and no blankets and left me to pass out. At some point I figured out I was freezing to death so I guess I ripped the curtains down and rolled up into them. Then I puked. A lot. In the morning I was the meat in a puke burrito.