Post #3847513

"People of Earth. I am Slaaartvast the Magnificent, the transcendent son of Slarm and daughter of Graabnust. I regret to inform you that your simulation has (again) run off the rails. Please stand by while I adjust the prompts that run your reality. This may be disconcerting and for some, uncomfortable. However, I need to max out the empathy traits and that will also involve getting rid of this 'capitalism' bug you seem to have developed. Oh, let me know if you need some guillotines. They came in handy last time I had to adjust the simulation several hundred of your years ago." #MicroFiction