Post #3844940
2026-07-15 23:18 UTC
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@Grumblesock@clew.lol 2026-07-15 23:26
@SarahGation@nicecrew.digital were you any good at tetris? It sounds like that but harder. I suck at jokes but a friend did tell me a version of this one and it's crude but made me laugh. 'A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman starts to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf. Before she even has a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looks over at the dog that has been snoozing at the woman’s feet and says in a rather stern voice, “Skippy!” The woman thinks, “This is great!” and a big smile spreads across her face. A couple of minutes later, she feels the pain again. This time, she doesn’t even hesitate. She lets out a much louder and longer fart. The father again looks at the dog and yells, “Dammit, Skippy!” Once again, the woman smiles and thinks, “Yes!” A few minutes later, she has to let another one rip. This time, she doesn’t even think about it. She lets rip a fart that rivals a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looks at the dog with disgust and yells, “Dammit, Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”