“But one policy he laid out in his first ever election against Boris Johnson in 2019 for the Uxbridge constituency remains bothersome to the people of west London to this day. The hand dryer in the men’s toilet at the Crown and Treaty pub which Count Binface pledged to move to a ‘more convenient place’ is still there. And Metro went to check out just how much emotional damage it caused.” https://metro.co.uk/2026/07/09/visited-pub-urinal-centre-count-binfaces-bizarre-manifesto-29097409/ #CountBinface