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Post #3827129

2026-07-14 20:19 UTC

>live in the USA >"huh I'm hungry I should get something to eat" >drive to the grocery store that's 45 minutes away from your house >recorded by flock cameras the whole time >buy a bag of premixed salad for 25 dollars >immediately get explosive diarrhea >end up dehydrated and in the hospital >Hospital charges you 300,000 dollars >go home >pay taxes to provide free healthcare for the IDF soldier who's job it is to collect semen from dead guys

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