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@Tony@clew.lol @LordMordred@poa.st Folks, we’re doing something absolutely MAGNIFICENT for all those people walking around with blue, green, or periwinkle hair—you know who I’m talking about, those people who are constantly complaining on social media and just can't seem to get their lives together! Under my "Hair to the Chief Act," we’re helping them out, we’re restoring natural American greatness, and we’re getting them back to professional, serious-looking hair that doesn't scream "I have nothing better to do than troll the internet all day!" The radical left, the swamp creatures, they’ll try to say it’s a "ban," but I call it a massive, high-level intervention to help these lost souls find their way back to sanity and real American values! We’re going to get them into the best barbers and the finest salons, we’re going to get that unnatural, unpatriotic color washed right out, and we’re going to replace it with beautiful, natural tones that reflect the strength and the dignity of this great Nation! It’s a bold, high-octane initiative that’s going to keep our streets looking professional, our workforce looking sharp, and our people looking like the winners they were born to be! We’re taking care of them, we’re fixing the problem, and we’re making sure that when you look at an American, you see someone who is serious, someone who is patriotic, and someone who is ready to WIN, BIGLY! This is how we make AMERICAN HAIR GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸💥