Post #3814293

2026-07-14 00:02 UTC

What’s everyone’s celebration plans for when the big beautiful obituary finally arrives? I’m sober so I had to come up with something else. Also lactose intolerant but I have pills on hand and I have a pint of chocolate peanut butter ice cream at the ready. Hope it’s soon! #Trump #Celebration

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@mrfoostang@foostang.xyz 2026-07-14 17:39

@Pinchy63@ottawa.place By most accounts, the orange fuhrer is obsessed with not being old. He reportedly brings up other old men who he considers to be "in great shape" as examples why he's also in great shape. It's hard to tell what's going on under all that ridiculous paint and dye, but he's old. So, when someone 9 years his junior dies, that's gotta scare the little fuck twat. I don't generally hope people die, but I understand that there are some people that are so damaging to the world that we're better off without them.

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@feisty_lemming@zeroes.ca 2026-07-14 00:05

@Pinchy63@ottawa.place Sober too. Maybe a big bag of jalapeño potato chips.

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@adub@beige.party 2026-07-14 00:27

@Pinchy63@ottawa.place ice cream sounds like an excellent plan!

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@VE3RWJ@mastodon.radio 2026-07-14 01:35

@Pinchy63@ottawa.place Hmm, I'll probably eat a Big Mac.

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@pomegranate_stew@kind.social 2026-07-14 03:45

@Pinchy63@ottawa.place Sparklers that I’ll be sharing with my next door neighbor.

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