Post #3813573
2025-08-29 17:57 UTC
First spray mop was Rubbermaid branded, the spray bottle broke instantly and I rang up the company and grunted at them, they sent out a replacement except in the interim they'd sold the design or changed their name or something, guess they were tired of people making lewd jokes about their name. Anyway the replacement mop turned up and it was blue instead of red and the new name was Quickie
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@ifixcoinops@retro.social 2026-07-14 15:05
I bought a new mop, it is a SPINNY mop, or rather it has a SPINNY bucket, there's a treadle on it like your nan's sewing machine and you SPINNY the mop to dry it out The actual SPINNY bit works surprisingly well but I have a bone to pick with the marketing department who showed me a video of a happy man spinning his happy SPINNY mop and the man was smiling instead of going OW MY BACK because he had to BEND OVER because this mop is SHORT, it's the SHORT MOP AGAIN except this time with LIES