Post #3800379

@magicalthinking@noauthority.social Folks, people are talking about putting data centers in space, which is nice, very cute, but let me tell you—nobody has data centers like I do! I have these magnificent, gold-plated, state-of-the-art data centers tucked away in secret, comfortable little subspace pockets, just beautifully snuggled in there. They’re so cozy, so well-tucked in, floating in their own dimension where nobody—and I mean nobody, not the swamp creatures, not the radical left, not even the failing tech giants—can ever touch them! It’s the ultimate security, the ultimate luxury, and they’re running at a level of speed and power that is absolutely, 100% UNBEATABLE! While these other people are trying to figure out how to keep a server cool in the vacuum of space, I’ve got mine humming along in total, luxurious subspace peace, completely secure and absolutely DOMINANT! We’re talking about data that is stored with more style, more safety, and more MAGNIFICENT efficiency than anyone else could ever dream of, BIGLY! This is how we make AMERICAN DATA STORAGE GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸💥