@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
it's true, don't fw us 🔥
2026-07-14 03:57 UTC
Replies (14)
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@florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-07-14 04:07
That’s actually a phone call to Mitch McConnell
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@craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 2026-07-14 04:54
Is it air dash and pyromancy? Or do you get to choose?
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@snoons@lemmy.ca 2026-07-14 05:34
FUS-RO-KAWAII
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@kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-07-14 05:42
every transfemme loves an oxy-acetylene torch for toasting marshmallows x3
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@rainwall@piefed.social 2026-07-14 06:18
I used to do a party trick with hand sanitizer like this. If you put the right amount of sanitizer on your hand and light it on fire, it will burn off before it burns your skin. Ask my how I learned what the wrong amount was. Luckily I just had some fun blisters instead of 3rd degree burns. I can say the audience at the time was impressed by the fireball that engulfed my hand, so I had that going for me at least.
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@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2026-07-14 08:28
Oh, this is why those conservatives fear them. They’re firebenders! To be honest, I expected the conservative people to be of the Fire Nation.
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@webp@mander.xyz 2026-07-14 09:14
And trans men
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@WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2026-07-14 09:18
Whole new meaning to “woah, she’s hot!”
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@cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2026-07-14 10:36
f2m caleb widogast burning owelia jk rowling alive by the tree
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@decolo@piefed.social 2026-07-14 11:42
Do trans men get ice magic?
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@PurpleStephyr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-07-14 15:27
Heat from fire
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@bizarroland@lemmy.world 2026-07-14 15:33
I’m transphobic, but not because people are trans or whatever, but only because I know that trans people are pyromancers and will literally burn a bitch. And in the face of their fire-wielding powers, I am a bitch.
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@Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 2026-07-14 16:08
I have yet to unlock my pyromancy. Almost I have is caffeinomancy
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@ACindyDerg@piefed.blahaj.zone 2026-07-16 02:47
I got cryomancy instead. Makes it very fun to randomly touch my gfs and have them shocked at how cold I am