Team Stick
2026-07-12 21:32 UTC
Replies (27)
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@Melobol@lemmy.ml 2026-07-12 21:38
Rock! You can hold onto it as a paper weight for reat of your life or carry it around in your pocket - knowing you have the perfect rock!
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@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2026-07-12 21:43
It will always be the stick.
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@RacerX@lemmy.zip 2026-07-12 21:58
Sticks can be lightsabers, great swords, staves, walking sticks, katanas, guitars, hockey sticks/golf clubs, and hundreds of other things. A rock is a rock.
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@DERRALEXANO@sh.itjust.works 2026-07-12 22:00
Rock is easier to carry; less fragile too.
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@LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-07-12 22:06
Depends on how stingy we are being about the definition of rock. If it can’t be entirely formed of carbon as say like a giant diamond worth a few hundred million I can then sell, I’m going stick.
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@Blibly@lemmy.world 2026-07-12 22:34
STICK! STICK! STICK!
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@ashenone@lemmy.ml 2026-07-12 22:38
I’d skip the shit out of that rock, but I’d take a cool stick cause my dog would also appreciate it
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@rImITywR@lemmy.world 2026-07-12 22:45
hit rock as far as I can with stick
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@Egriaga@lemmy.ml 2026-07-12 22:55
Stick is king
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@xorollo@leminal.space 2026-07-12 23:26
Rock. I just think it’s neat.
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@tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2026-07-12 23:26
Rock. Keep it on a shelf forever. Maybe polish it up a bit.
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@kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 2026-07-12 23:36
The pictures imply a specific definition of “perfect,” and if we’re just going by the pics then that sword stick trumps the smooth rock. BUT if we get to choose the definition of “perfect” then I’m pretty sure the coolest “rocks” I can imagine finding would trump the coolest “sticks” I can imagine finding.
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@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2026-07-12 23:53
My intrusive thoughts would take over if I ever held that rock and I would absolutely YEET it.
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@LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 2026-07-13 00:00
Rock, ya morons! You can’t knap flint with a stick 🙄
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@Aceofspades@lemmy.ca 2026-07-13 00:14
Wait, wait. Does that rock keep bears away?
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@Leviathan@lemmy.world 2026-07-13 02:12
Perfect stick
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@RiverRock@lemmy.ml 2026-07-13 03:02
Perfect rock is perfect for throwing, but then you don’t have it
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@turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2026-07-13 03:20
i have room to keep the rock, where would i even put the stick
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@Oppopity@lemmy.ml 2026-07-13 03:25
I could enjoy the stick a lot for a day but the rock I could put on my desk and enjoy it a little every time I see it.
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@mistermodal@lemmy.ml 2026-07-13 04:50
Projectile weapons are pretty good. You’d need a sling or imperfect stick. How many inventory spaces do I have remaining?
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@Selkis@feddit.nl 2026-07-13 05:11
Rock 183%
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@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2026-07-13 05:44
Rock. It will last through the ages/random moves. Its small and portable but substantial enough to be satisfying. My only concern is id be afraid id try to skip it across a lake and lose it.
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@AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 2026-07-13 05:52
Leave everything but trash other people dropped
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@Fancy_Gecko@lemmy.ml 2026-07-13 12:03
rock is this true ?
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@Origen@lemmy.world 2026-07-14 17:23
Is the stick for sale? Name your price!
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@FluorideMind@lemmy.world 2026-07-14 18:53
Rock as adult. Stick as child.
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@XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2026-07-14 22:43
The rock because in dirty for what I did to one like it. I took it from a gorgeous beach and lost it the next day, dooming it to suburban hell somewhere when it fell out of an unzipped pouch. Or it escaped.