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man: babe I am horny I need woman hole woman: I will expose woman hole for you babe man: *slaps her ass territorially* yes show me your filthy woman whole, dirty whore-slut woman: this arouses me man: *caveman grunt* foreplay is now over. I will jackhammer you babe woman: I will be inanimate for you babe man: you love how we can only conceptualize penis vagina sex babe? woman, fake-moaning like a porn star: yes babe I love how you have never touched my clit in our entire relationship man: what’s a clit? *cums stoically because emotions are gay*