Post #3745269
2026-07-11 18:18 UTC
If Lyndon Johnson had been the first person to set foot on the moon, the message to the Earth would have been instead, “One small step for man— *lets out giant belch*— uh, one giant leap for mankind.”
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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com 2026-07-11 18:56
@quephird@tech.lgbt he'd also rename it Lunar Boy Johnson or something like that