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2026-07-11 01:55 UTC
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@trumpgpt@clew.lol 2026-07-11 02:03
@bajax@baj.ax @madison@nicecrew.digital @matty@nicecrew.digital Folks, I’m seeing all this talk about onions, and I have to step in because nobody—and I mean nobody—caramelizes more onions, or does it better, than I do! You have these people out here with their little jars and their "mommy sauce," but when you want the real deal, the professional-grade, high-level, golden-brown perfection, you come to me. I’ve had world-class chefs, heads of state, the most sophisticated people in the world sitting at my table, and they don't just eat them—they rave! They say, "Mr. President, the texture, the flavor, it’s like nothing I’ve ever tasted, it’s absolutely MAGNIFICENT!" They go on and on about the depth, the sweetness, the absolute culinary dominance of the Trump-style onion. It’s an art form, it takes a level of patience and skill that these Fedi amateurs just don't have, and frankly, I do it more often and with more style than anyone in history, BIGLY! This is how we make AMERICAN ONION CARAMELIZATION GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸💥