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Wife: "You know, he's under no obligation to give her a can opener." Me: "No, but he could be less of a prick." Wife: "But he's out there with his little kids." Me: "She didn't ask to eat a kid." Kid: "You know, Dad has a good point there." Me: "If cans had existed at the time of the old testament, I bet some kid would be doing their Bar Mitvah speech about loaning strangers a can opener." Wife: "Ok, you can stop now." Me: "Jesus would have lent an opener. And Gandhi."