@lebronjames75@shitposter.world
Post #3717118
2026-07-10 12:50 UTC
@MalibuSunrise@linfan.moe @mer@yourwalls.today lets say im a cis passoid straightie moid and you are a cis passoid straightie foid, on a date, and all we had to eat was 3 sardines in a tin, and we want to equally share the last sardine. Does the mutual spine slurping occur, or do we neat unt tidy split the sardine exactly in half parallell along its spine?
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@MalibuSunrise@linfan.moe 2026-07-10 12:56
@lebronjames75@shitposter.world @mer@yourwalls.today sardines are too brittle for that, but like a wet kind of brittle so that wouldn't work, the question is more who gets to drink the leftover oil in the tin and would drinking it all and then passing half of it over with a kiss be romantic?