@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world
You'll regret it
2026-07-02 14:46 UTC
Replies (3)
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@Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2026-07-03 04:45
You’re not my Dad.
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@buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2026-07-03 05:58
The problem isn’t when there’s a toilet, the problem is when there is no toilet in my brain suddenly thinks it’s okay that there’s no toilet.
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@toynbee@piefed.social 2026-07-02 16:39
I once had a pee dream set in the undefined future. In it, there were plenty of toilets but they were all protected by forcefields. The forcefields were intermittent, but with only moments when they were off, so you could get through only with very precise timing. I spent the entire dream trying to either match that timing or find a restroom without a forcefield. I didn’t succeed at either, but fortunately that meant I didn’t try to pee, either. That said, the moment I woke up I immediately ran to the real life … I hope … Bathroom.