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2026-07-09 04:33 UTC

#Spotted at a free Light Festival in Aotearoa New Zealand: A small human (5?) with a fluffy unicorn hat is giving Big Brother a supercilious look as she demonstrates her ballet moves. Can Big Brother plié? NO! Can Big Brother pirouette? NO! For some reason, Big Brother is not looking impressed! (Quel horreur!) Hmm. Maybe a majestic leap is required... A small human (4?) is MOST distressed! Wailing, tears flowing, mouth aquiver. Mum's explaining that they have to wait 10 minutes for their fish and chip order to be ready. Abjectly devastated by this horrendous news, Small Human wails: "BUT THAT MEANS I CAN'T FEEL THE YUMMY IN MY TUMMY NOW!" Four small humans (3 to 6?) are engaged in an amateur Puddle Jump Championship. They have found the BIGGEST puddle and are doing the HUGEST leaps across. Arms flailing, crowing triumphantly when they succeed. This is FUN! A small human (3?) pauses in a VERY detailed recitation of what Granny Said Yesterday. Mum looks away from a food truck menu and says: "Well, you definitely have good ears doncha bub?" Small Human nods seriously. "I'm REALLY good at hearing EVERYTHING." A woman dressed in fairy couture is wafting around outside a beautifully lit cathedral. Raising a giant bubble wand, she WHOOSHES is through the air. BUBBLES! Suddenly a flash mob of small humans appear! Jumping, leaping chasing and popping bubbles with absolute glee. (Continued Below)

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  • @georgepenney@sunny.garden 2026-07-09 04:34

    Any typos spotted in this post would like to report that the daddy long legs spider that is trying to meet its end in their bath tub has been rescued for the fourth time this week. If typos spotted, they'll be lecturing a spider on its life choices while putting it in a corner by the sink.

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