Post #3683920
2026-07-09 00:08 UTC
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social had my whole carpet professionally steam cleaned. after they were done i pulled out the UV light and they gave a nervous chuckle.
"Nothing gets that out. It's better if..."
"If i don't look. Right. But. I need to look."
I looked.
It was all stil there.
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@gloriouscow@oldbytes.space 2026-07-09 00:14
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social my idea was that if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. I need to find the most potently UV reactive yet inoffensive and non-toxic substance, and then pour it into my carpet cleaning solution. As you clean successive horks you will slowly paint your carpet with it until the entire carpet is single unbroken, glowing mat of blissful ignorance