Post #3649411
2026-07-06 19:21 UTC
You write a PR. It took two days because you were productionising someone else's #AI slop PoC. The first comment back is someone cut and pasting a claude output without attribution.
1. Don't fucking do this.
2. Don't fucking assume I can't run a spellchecker on my own work.
3. Don't fucking post a comment you've neither read nor understood.
4. Don't poison a PR because in small teams, you get one reviewer because nobody has the time to get two reviews for a PR and now your slop is that one.
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@markdennehy@mastodon.ie 2026-07-06 19:24
5. Don't fucking assume my time is worth so little that I will now spend hours going through that PR comment, fixing anything that should be and writing up why we're holding off until after Hello World before tackling other stuff on a docker image that won't ever see production anyway. 6. Don't fucking assume I'm so worthless that you can just do this and I'll eat the shit sandwich and smile and ask for more. 7. Don't fucking expect me or anyone else you do this to to be around forever.