Post #3633551
2026-07-06 17:45 UTC
Replies (6)
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@BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 2026-07-06 19:25
Between this and Elon’s sad AI birthday party pics, I came to the conclusion that the default consensus for anything someone who’s wealth exceeds a certain amount should be ruled horseshit with no further verification needed. Yeah, occasionally there will be a pony under all that shit but it ain’t worth digging for when it’s there. Anyways, calling horseshit on this because even if parts of it aren’t they aren’t important enough to the greater horseshit coming from a guy who has an autoimmune disease like Bryan Johnson, that disease being “everything out of Bryan Johnson’s is horseshit”
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@fullsquare@awful.systems 2026-07-06 19:44
that could be any of who knows how many untested things he tried over years “don’t die” - famous last words
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@maol@awful.systems 2026-07-07 06:20
i’m sure this guy will have a sane, healthy and self-compassionate attitude to disability and long-term illness.
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@antifuchs@awful.systems 2026-07-07 11:41
The right to bodily autonomy includes doing incredibly dangerous/untested shit to your body that will hurt you until you die; but it does not include posting through it (that is that secondary right to free expression, which also allows us to point and laugh). Anyway, gg Johnson, maybe one day you’ll realize we are all tiny sparks trapped in decaying bags of flesh and the only thing that matters is what we do with that.
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@dgerard@awful.systems 2026-07-08 08:46
BRYAN JOHNSON: transhumanist body hacker, fucks self up and dies by 50 HUNTER BIDEN: subsists on crack and hookers, will live to 100
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@kevingranade@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-07-08 15:57
@Soyweiser@awful.systems @BlueMonday1984@awful.systems aah yes years of sketchy medical interventions, no couldn't be that, it was that time he ate froot loops