Post #3617928
2026-07-06 02:15 UTC
"There's a rubber glove, pull it on. Now stick it WAY UP IN THERE."
Twoo wuv. Gotta talk the kids off the ledge.
Speaking of eggheads, still a cave full of eggs in there.
SIGH. Dramatic closing shot of our heroine, impaled on stalagmites.
★★☆☆☆ Wway better than a Bert I Gordon movie has any right to be. Didn't hate it, but it's very procedural, pulls every direct punch, and as Joe-Bob says, no breasts.
#monsterdon #EarthVsTheSpider1958
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@mdhughes@appdot.net 2026-07-06 02:23
AND NOW, SPIDER BABY! "Boys & ghouls having a ball!" Gonna have to find the soundtrack. Merrye Syndrome is SO REAL & TRUE. If you're over 10 & play with dolls/"collectible anime figures", you have it. Local mom isn't worried about the Merrye's, she's just racist. Immediate strains of Munsters/Addams comedy music. "Please say yes, somebody's home!", my man you do not want that. #monsterdon #SpiderBaby