Post #3617639
2026-07-06 01:49 UTC
the spider started out this movie by laying out a line to decapitate drivers on the road to bring them into its cave, so its clearly aware of cars and how they work. so the spider is really fucking up its escape by not leaving a trail of web on the road. does it even want to eat a young unmarried couple or not? #monsterdon
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@jonny@neuromatch.social 2026-07-06 02:00
they blow the cave with the kids in it. it turns out the spider wasn't after them to eat, it had gotten full by draining the cops. it just wanted them to play house, dressing them up and putting them in situations to roleplay. this is the only efficacious route to a marriage with the remaining runtime #monsterdon