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Going to the gay bars in my beard and kaftan is the greatest-ever conversation starter. Last night at the Eagle, a very beautiful Black gentleman with a salt-and-pepper beard: "Jesus!" "My son." "You must be all-knowing." "Naturally, my son, I am omnipotent." "Then you know today is my birthday!" "Of course my son. Today, you turn 28." I think he didn't stop cackling for ten seconds. Pretty sure the dude would have gone home with me that instant if I'd asked