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Post #3569766

2026-07-04 01:30 UTC

new metaphor just dropped

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  • @cabel@social.panic.com 2026-07-04 02:06

    (If you’re worried, don’t be: “A rodeo spokesperson told KCRA 3 that the skydiver is doing well aside from a small cut over his lip and that he will be jumping again this Friday evening.”)

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  • @cabel@social.panic.com ... phrasing.

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  • @DrollTide@mastodon.social 2026-07-04 02:48

    @cabel@social.panic.com these colors don't run (or defy gravity)

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  • @cabel@social.panic.com uhhhh I can’t get over the fact that the timing is impeccable… listen to the music in the background… “proud to be an american” and the trees literally force the diver to do a “face dive” on the words “stand up” There are so many ironies in this clip 😹 At least they’re okay and DIDN’T DIE 🙄 thank goodness for helmets, but they could have easily broken their neck with or without a helmet

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  • @solitha@mastodon.social 2026-07-04 03:09

    @cabel@social.panic.com So uh... how was that supposed to work, even it went right, without dragging the flag all over the ground in complete disrespect as he landed?

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