Post #3540056

2026-07-02 17:16 UTC

I taste no appreciable difference between the brands, Either you don’t have any taste buds, or you don’t order pizza that often. A statement like this is like saying “I taste no appreciable difference between Coke and Pepsi”. Papa Johns’ has an almost-sugary pizza sauce that I don’t like that much. I also prefer pan pizza, but their default is that floppy NY pizza style. I consider them one of my least favorite option. Fucking Yum can’t manage any of their brands. Domino’s used to suck about 15-20 years ago, but they have improved in every way now. Typically my go-to delivery, for a major chain brand. Pizza Hut is still pretty good for pan pizza, but some think is greaser than others. They tend to use a lot of cheese, which is fine by me. Little Caesars, absolute fucking garbage. I’d rather heat up a cheap pizza at home. Cicis, barely above Little Caesars, about the same quality as Chuck E. Cheese or Mr. Gattis Jet’s Pizza, really really good pan pizza, a bit more expensive, but better than old standards like Domino’s or Pizza Hut. Mellow Mushroom, Old Chicago, Blaze Pizza, all S-tier pizza restaurants, though they don’t deliver. Making your own pizza with Blaze just makes it the top pick out of all of these.

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@Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2026-07-02 18:39

To describe the ones you’ve listed, each and every one up until jet’s is nutrition. Something to avoid dying. I know there is a difference between them, but it is so minimal that I can’t care enough to subdivide between different forms of human fuel. I can’t say I’ve ever had anything past jet’s so I won’t opine there. If they’re slightly pricier, have fresher dough, and appreciably higher quality ingredients, i’d probably agree. But I make my own pizza and sauce and sometimes topping, so it seems unlikely for me to try them

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@Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 2026-07-02 18:55

I think Little Caesars is a different category of takeout pizza. It's hot - and it's ready. And it supports a company with a business model and mindset that are more than just decent.

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@Phantaloons@piefed.zip 2026-07-03 12:43

Sorry, it’s just all garbage compared to a small greek or italian place, I don’t even consider any of them a proper option in the first place.

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