Post #3511449

@grumpygamer@mastodon.gamedev.place "What the fuck did you do to my fence? I'm not paying you for this!" "Looks fine to me." "All the cuts are splintered and jaggy! It's a health hazard." "Oh yeah, I didn't do that." "What? Who did?" "The chainsaw." "The... Huh?" "Yeah I'm a firm believer in automated tooling. Instead of spending time manually cutting and smoothing everything, I just trust the machine to do it all for me. It's so much faster." "I paid you expecting a certain level of quality to your work." "You can't blame me for poor workmanship. My hands never touched your fence. Take it up with the chainsaw if you have a problem with it."