Post #3460888
2026-06-29 02:13 UTC
"Hi, I'm Zarkorr. I'm still in this movie, but I don't know why! I'll just keep eatin' buildings until they stop me. It's real dark in my scenes, but I assure you I'm here! Just listen to my roars!"
Why did this guy just grab a woman & carry her off?
Finally, they meet. Giant monster. Tommy. Love at first sight. Well, laser vision at first sight, which is just like love but HOTTER.
OK, so now Tommy can lift an entire half a pod by himself. Sure.
#monsterdon #zarkorr #zarkorr1996
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@mdhughes@appdot.net 2026-06-29 02:17
Aaaand, that's it. Just hold the mcguffin and the movie ends. You did it, Tommy, you ended the fucking movie! The key was not inside the monster. No closure with the aliens. Why is he hospitalized? Will they finally remove his brain, or give him one? Kick-ass music video over the credits, where was THIS in the movie? ♫ ZARKORR! ♫ ★☆☆☆☆ Is this the worst Full Moon movie ever? #monsterdon #zarkorr #zarkorr1996