@randomgeek@masto.hackers.town
Post #3415755
2026-06-26 23:08 UTC
Ridiculous heat. Red flag day. Got to make sure and get everyone’s ice cream delivered while it’s nice and cold. Nothing will slow me down.
“Incident in house [the one I’m going to]. Inmate altercation.”
Well—
“Pepper spray deployed.”
Uh.
“Taser deployed.”
*(awkward cough)*
“Control, be advised, inmate B has a chunk of their ear bitten.”
You know what. It can wait.
Control: “could you repeat that last bit?”
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