Post #3407237
2026-06-26 11:08 UTC
Replies (27)
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@NyxKai@ieji.de 2026-06-26 11:09
@mike@sauropods.win The glitch in the system is that we’re still waiting for the ‘404: Accountability Not Found’ error to resolve itself. Maybe rename the next storm ‘Lobbyist.exe’? #NyxIsAVirus #ClimateCrashReport
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@lpryszcz@genomic.social 2026-06-26 11:16
@mike@sauropods.win heatwaves could be also named after all great polluters. Let's not forget Aramco...
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@lpryszcz@genomic.social 2026-06-26 11:20
@mike@sauropods.win "...most frequently mentioned as supermajors are ExxonMobil, Shell, TotalEnergies, BP, and Chevron with Eni and ConocoPhillips... As a group, the supermajors control around 6% of global oil and gas reserves. Conversely, 88% of global oil and gas reserves are controlled by the OPEC cartel and state-owned oil companies, primarily located in the Middle East" So basically, it's all OPEC... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Oil
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@MrBerard@mastodon.acm.org 2026-06-26 12:18
@mike@sauropods.win You forgot Saudi Aramco!
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@LordCaramac@discordian.social 2026-06-26 12:35
@mike@sauropods.win Don't forget about Saudi Aramco!
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@TCatInReality@mastodon.social 2026-06-26 13:09
@mike@sauropods.win Excellent. But no "Storm Aramco"?
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@otfrom@functional.cafe 2026-06-26 13:20
@mike@sauropods.win I split my vote between oil and big AI companies s/bit/big/
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@witix@mk.absturztau.be 2026-06-26 13:57
@mike@sauropods.win if there's room for more remember also OpenAI, Anthropic, Google and Microsoft
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@swaldman@mendeddrum.org 2026-06-26 14:02
@mike@sauropods.win
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@kendricklmao8@hachyderm.io 2026-06-26 14:03
@mike@sauropods.win i miss fceurope.com. It was far better than Onefootball
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@WaardRichard@social.edu.nl 2026-06-26 14:04
@mike@sauropods.win Love this!
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@Katzedecimal@kind.social 2026-06-26 14:08
@mike@sauropods.win I think I'll submit the names of politicians who've signed the deals & enabled this to happen
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@xinit@mastodon.coffee 2026-06-26 14:43
@mike@sauropods.win Looking forward to Storm Elon Musk's K-hole @PapyrusBrigade@cosocial.ca
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@failedLyndonLaRouchite@mas.to 2026-06-26 15:29
@mike@sauropods.win how about "we did it" for all the weatlhy people with jet travel vacations, or large cars or who eat a lot beef
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@danie1@mastodon.nl 2026-06-26 15:44
#met #NameOurStorms @mike@sauropods.win My friend supported their choice with 2 court cases: Shell and TotalEnergies
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@sadchild@mastodon.social 2026-06-26 16:34
@mike@sauropods.win TrumpEpstein
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@neontapir@retro.pizza 2026-06-26 17:56
@mike@sauropods.win and perhaps they could pay a small fee, say $100 million, to rename the storm…?
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@RejoinEU@mastodon.online 2026-06-26 18:02
@mike@sauropods.win i'm now waiting for Storm Tice . Then Storm Netstupidzero . Then Storm Weneedtherain.
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@roblosricos@mastodon.social 2026-06-26 18:06
@mike@sauropods.win so, is this for storms in general? cuz i think these names would be great for Firestorms.
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@AoaI@mastodon.online 2026-06-26 18:07
@mike@sauropods.win Then you can add to the names; Regular, Midgrade, and Super, for 15 names. Methane 10%
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@kkarhan@mastodon.social 2026-06-26 19:27
@mike@sauropods.win I should do the same, but AFAIK @DeutscherWetterdienst@social.bund.de only accepts human first names, so I'd propably have to name it after their CxO's… - Problem may just be that there ain'f enough women in said positions, and they do aim for a 50:50 parity on that naming convention…
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@Jefverbeeck@mastodon.social 2026-06-26 19:51
@mike@sauropods.win done!
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@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-06-26 20:11
@mike@sauropods.win has anybody done FarageFarts?
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@obscurestar@mastodon.social 2026-06-26 21:40
@mike@sauropods.win Ai is a good hurricane name. Totally just a Japanese name, not anything to do with datacenters. /s
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@Iveyline@mastodon.nz 2026-06-27 05:43
@mike@sauropods.win Great names. Well done!
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@riley@toot.cat 2026-06-27 07:50
@mike@sauropods.win Russia has a couple of other ones, such as Lukoil, Rosneft, and Tatneft.
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@fauzan.id@bsky.brid.gy 2026-06-27 21:12
Hey Mike These children deserve to be seen and heard. If you can spare a minute, please visit my page and read the pinned post. 🙏