Do you struggle with reaching nirvana via basic bitch meditation? I have a better way, friend
2026-06-16 22:28 UTC
Replies (6)
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@Kalothar@lemmy.ca 2026-06-16 23:22
many years ago a person I knew was using their phone while throwing up, they also happened to be on acid at the same time and they drank wayyy too much fruit punch. They had been attempting to get to the bathroom while looking at their phone. It was black and white checkered floor. I wasn’t on acid, so I told my friend to go ahead and to take a shower to cleanup and I’d handle this. This was a reddish brown vomit, looked like a murder scene.
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@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2026-06-17 05:10
The great sage Han-Tyumi
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@Etterra@discuss.online 2026-06-17 06:17
I’ve never achieved a Zen state while vomiting. Not from booze, the flu, gastritis, food poisoning, or getting a whiff of Trump dog shit.
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@deacon@lemmy.world 2026-06-17 02:02
That’s why the neuralink is coming. Think of all the unrealized ad revenue when we’re doing things like sleeping, or puking, or fucking OP’s mom.
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@diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2026-06-19 05:03
Sometimes I shit and puke at the same time. Heck I’m doin it right now
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@SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2026-06-17 11:38
If I puke while shitting do I become a god?