Post #3353300
2026-06-19 10:32 UTC
Girls be like
:akkoexcited: OMG A GUY FOOT TALLER THAN ME, I SHOULD GO OUT WITH HIM
and then
:akkoangry2: NOOOO WHY ARE YOU WALKING SO FAST PLEASE SLOW DOWN I CAN'T ANY MORE PLEASE STOP I'M OUT OF BREATH
Replies (3)
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@newt@stereophonic.space 2026-06-19 10:33
I officially refuse to date girls under 5'11 :comfyderp:
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@yonle@fedinet.waltuh.cyou 2026-06-19 11:10
@newt@stereophonic.space 🥱 happens to me with a tiny goblin looong ago…
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@echo@stereophonic.space 2026-06-19 20:13
@newt@stereophonic.space My sister always complained about me walking too fast. Maybe she told all the girls about it and that's why I couldn't get a date. But I don't walk fast anymore. See, short ladies, go date a borderline cripple!