Post #3352192
2026-06-18 21:22 UTC
@mlanger@mastodon.world
Mastodon servers are not housed in #datacentres
They roam free range in the electric fields, feeding off ball lightning and scattered static. You can track a Mastodon servers by its data cable spoor, trailing behind a blue ethernet cable. Though some larger #mastodon servers trail a red fiberoptic spoor.
A more elusive Mastodon server uses a satellite dish. Those are harder to track. But it's important to remember that no Mastodon server is ever housed in the bad bad bad Datacentre.
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@scallops@dice.camp 2026-06-26 13:44
@n_dimension@infosec.exchange Someone has to stop the evil, resource-intensive Mastodons! They are driving datacenter expansion across the land! 🙄 @mlanger@mastodon.world