Post #3281793
2026-05-27 19:44 UTC
(yes, my cw is a deliberate mangling of the word confusing, no, I give zero fucks).
my dad: come live with me, I'll let you live there for free.
Also my dad: I blame you because I got cut out of my father's will.
Also my dad: come live here, the dogs would love you and you could sit by the pool all day.
Also my dad: No, I won't cosign for you because you don't have money for toilet paper.
Replies (1)
-
@cadence022@mastodon.social 2026-05-27 19:44
That was one! time you shit! and of course I didn't have money because I'd just paid you rent plus a stupidly huge electric bill (this was like 3 years ago) and asked you for help because you said you were willing to help. fuck I hate drama!