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@doctormo@floss.social The rich man starts renting umbrellas. Most people can only afford an umbrella half the time. The government institutes a new tax on umbrella rent. Scientists test the rain and discover that it contains a high concentration of urine. The government declares mandatory DNA testing to be eligible to rent an umbrella, in order to discover the source of the piss. After a while, the test has covered all potential umbrella renters; no positive matches were found.