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Post #3255856

2026-02-09 23:57 UTC

ICE are clearly hiring only the best and brightest fascist high school dropouts with anger management issues and poor dexterity. (cc @radleybalko@mastodon.social )

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  • @deviantollam@defcon.social 2026-02-10 00:29

    The police report is a hoot though... "On 12/18/2025 at approximately 1927 hours, I, Officer Wayde Anderson #194, and other officers were dispatched to the Hampton Inn located at 3000 Eagandale Place in the city of Eagan for a weapons call. Dispatch notes indicated that federal agents were staying in room 322, and an agent's firearm had been fired in the room. I arrived and made contact with the federal agent in question whom I identified as Bradley Shaver. Bradley wasn't injured; however, I observed a hole in his sweatshirt that I later learned was caused by the fired 9mm round." "Bradley's supervisor, Adam Autio, was contacted and informed of the incident. The firearm, as well as two magazines, 28 unfired 9mm rounds, the "backstrap", the fired casing, and fabric from Bradley's clothing were entered into evidence for safekeeping. Adam informed officers he would be picking up the firearm for processing." This part is wild... "As he was doing this, he heard a very loud bang. Initially he thought the gunshot came from somewhere else and he yelled 'shots fired!' and then told his wife he had to go and hung up. Shaver then felt heat on the left side of his body, looked down and saw the damage to his shirt and realized the shot had some from his own weapon."

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  • @deviantollam@defcon.social @radleybalko@mastodon.social Why's the left side of his shirts all yellow?

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  • @ehurtley@infosec.exchange 2026-02-10 00:20

    @deviantollam@defcon.social JFC… Retired three years, first day back. And came back to work in MPLS, what does that say about this person's character that he'd purposefully come back specifically to work in a zone that has had multiple ICE shootings and is having heavy protests? Ducking fumbass.

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  • @Jason844@mastodon.social 2026-02-10 00:38

    @deviantollam@defcon.social @radleybalko@mastodon.social Also, I see ICE is big into having physically fit thugs... 🙄

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  • @ryan@social.miyaku.media 2026-02-10 00:39

    @deviantollam@defcon.social “do not attempt to modify a loaded firearm with it pointed at yourself” seems pretty obvious, and yet…

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  • @annehargreaves@ioc.exchange 2026-02-10 08:09

    @radleybalko@mastodon.social @deviantollam@defcon.social Doesn't look super-fit.

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  • @faraiwe@mstdn.social 2026-02-10 14:38

    @deviantollam@defcon.social @radleybalko@mastodon.social ::twitches in tactical cringe::

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