Post #3223405
2026-05-26 07:57 UTC
@munchkinbear@mastodon.stickbear.me
"When we landed in Portland, people stood up immediately because apparently airplane seats become lava after touchdown."
That used to irritate me immensely. I stopped flying 12 years ago. And they are still doing it.
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@Heartofcoyote@neuromatch.social 2026-05-26 12:44
@markhburton@mstdn.social @munchkinbear@mastodon.stickbear.me It’s not that the seats become lava, it’s that everyone standing up at once raises a cloud of stale (and not-so-stale 🤢) farts to what’s face-level if you’re still sitting down. 🙄 It’s self-defense, pure and simple.