Post #3201283
2026-03-03 23:59 UTC
@phire@phire.place
Regulation must be introduced globally, that anyone wearing these glasses MUST wear a dayglo pink burqa with the word 'recording' emblazoned in 50cm Arial Black front & back and an amplified voice warning in the local language, saying 'DANGER, META OVERSTEPPING!"
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@gregalotl@c.im 2026-03-04 00:05
@phire@phire.place I'm prepared to compromise on the burqa. An over the head internally mirrored goldfish bowl, with a live stream of loud thrash metal, would be an acceptable mandatory substitute!