Post #3159395
2026-06-05 14:34 UTC
:gayrainbows: It's Future Funk Friday! :gayrainbows:
Welcome again to #RecommendationRadio June!
Where you choose the styles and we provide the tunes. 😎
It seems that our fediverse is full of classical romantics. 💕
So whether love is near or far, you deserve it wherever you are. :konataThumbsUp:
Now for a completely out-of-this-world question: Which planet is the government hiding all the qt alien gfs on? 🤔
「Song: Yung Bae - Distant Love」
Replies (5)
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@nobullyplz@poa.st 2026-06-05 16:35
You'd think Venus, but it's actually both there and Mars (Mars has the tomboy alien gf's) :thinka:
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@intrax@poa.st 2026-06-05 23:51
Unrefutable proof that fedi is simply a gathering of godly sensitive young men.
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@halberd@poa.st 2026-06-06 02:47
I don't know about aliens, but I do know the classical romanticism associated to each planet. Venus: cute girls Mars: hot-blooded girls Jupiter: destroying that monstrosity once and for all Moon: elegant girls (Venus Wars, Armitage III, Gunbuster, Turn A)
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@WhitestTemplar@poa.st 2026-06-06 09:20
Uranus
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@Maroon@clew.lol 2026-06-12 02:55
@intrax@poa.st Theybsend them to Jupiter to make them more stupider!