Post #3135706
2026-06-06 06:47 UTC
Monopoly offers:
250 USD toaster with no ads
17 USD toaster with ads that only works with authorized bread distributors
Replies (4)
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@probable_possum@leminal.space 2026-06-06 06:59
Monopoly?
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@makeshift0546@lemmy.today 2026-06-06 08:39
I’ll take whatever drugs this guy is on.
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@Krelis_@sh.itjust.works 2026-06-06 07:46
Subscription based, loaves becoming slightly smaller every year, fees bumped up every 2 years, toaster hardware obsolete in 5 years. Edit: every other bakery bought or gone burst, CEO paying lobbyists to make ovens illegal, ‘to protect the children’.
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@ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2026-06-06 21:02
250 USD toaster with no ads Minimal ads, come on, let’s not get crazy here