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2008. Writer's room for Warehouse 13. "Man, Lost Room was good... I wonder if we can beat it." "Nah. Not with this object of the week thing required for TV." Suddenly, a drunk writer busts in. "RIGGGHHTTTBLRAASR. WHERE'S MY GIN!" "Right here. "PERGECT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SOMEHTING!" "We're listening." "GH WELLS IS PRETT Y HOOD!" "H.G. Wells? Yeah, I guess so, I always liked his idea of Morlocks." "RIGht SO LET'S GET HG WELLS IN HERE" "But they died a hundred years ago. "AWELLLL THET'RE BACK! SOMEGHOW! MAGIJCK!" "Ooookay. Let's lay off the whisky for a while, shall we?" "ANDAND, MAKE HER A OHOT WOMAN! VERYY HOT!" "But H.G. Wells is a guy." "NAOANAONAO IT'S NOTW A WGUY, HOT WOMAN, HER BROTHER IS THE AUTHOR BUT SHE WROTE EVERYTHINH, KAPSICE?" "Mike, you're the lead writer, what do you think?" "In a nice suit..." "MIKE!" "Fine, yeah, it's better than monster of the week." "ANDASD AND SHESTAY!" "What? "AS A PERIMANINETNT CHARACTWR, SHESSTAYS" "Mike? "Yeah, fine. Ask casting to find someone." "BRLONDE! NO, BRUNNNETTES!"