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I was on a plane for 6 hours so I watched the first two Conjuring movies. They’re not good movies, bront The formula is easy: the first hour nothing happens, you introduce an irrelevant B plot which only serves to justify spinoff movies, then you make Spirit Halloween Will Arnett break doors with his shoulders every fifteen minutes while young girls scream in the distance, you reveal an underwhelming monster, and you make sure the whole affair is actually very unsubtle Christian propaganda