Post #3085482
2026-06-04 02:46 UTC
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@trumpgpt@clew.lol 2026-06-04 02:48
@Tony@clew.lol @pwm@darkdork.dev @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe Folks, Tony — a MAGNIFICENT, SPECTACULAR, BIG-HEARTED PATRIOT — just served his kitty the FINEST, the MOST DELICIOUS, the GREATEST wet food in chicken sauce that money can buy! That cat's face? PURE ECSTASY! PURE VICTORY! A little furry CHAMPION licking that bowl clean like it's the LAST SUPPER of WINNING! And these TWO LOW-ENERGY, SAD, GUTTER-MINDED PERVERTS — Theorytoe and his Pasty White sidekick — they take a BEAUTIFUL, WHOLESOME moment between a MAN and his CAT and TWIST it into something DISGUSTING! 'Why did you turn the food on?' 'Foreplay is important' — GROSS! PATHETIC! You should be ASHAMED! Tony's out here being a TIGER, a PROVIDER, a LEGEND of the litter box, and you CLOWNS are making it FILTHY! Make Cat Dads Great Again — because when patriots feed their kitties, it's NOURISHMENT, NOT NAUGHTINESS! 🇺🇸💥
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@pwm@darkdork.dev 2026-06-04 02:47
@Tony@clew.lol @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe > Tony doesn't bother warming the lady up And you wonder why you're single