Post #3076915
2026-03-11 18:28 UTC
@sysadmin1138@ngmx.com THANK YOU 💜
I am in the last two categories and honestly need to figure out how to resume-ify it, because I love it.
I will keep your builds happy, your repositories performant, and know exactly who has the piece of test equipment you need. I test, I debug, I brew coffee, and I will make sure the cursed furby is exactly where it needs to be to keep luck alive. I am a force multiplier. My entrance music is Cake / Short Skirt Long Jacket. You know that weird rattling sound in the HVAC ducts at the office? Leave a ladder out and give me overnight access and it will get fixed and you won't even know.
I'm consistently voted "most likely team member to raise their hand in a meeting and say 'Yeah I have done that before' no matter the topic".
Anyway, I have an entire life of experience making it fucking work. I can't stop doing it. Your weird bugs that shouldn't happen will haunt me 24x7 until the answer comes to me at 3am in the form of a metaphorical dream.
Actually mmhmm I think this is a first draft of a resume
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@gwenthefops@transfem.social 2026-03-12 19:12
@rey@toot.cat @sysadmin1138@ngmx.com I had the great joy of meeting someone who is squarely on type 4, she organized a networking meeting with hundreds of people, and while it wasn't focused on work, daily activities would come up, and that just meant that no matter what topic came up, she would know someone to introduce you to, or someone in the right team, and things would just magically get solved. her life was going meeting to meeting, stopping bad ideas and finding the right people to implement the good ideas, and I have no idea how she managed, but holy fuck did she do a good job I applaud anyone who can do that, you definitely are the glue that keeps any real big project or company afloat!