@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love @bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social @Twig@clew.lol @Derp@noauthority.social @sirchris@noauthority.social @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love @Wiz@tsundere.love Folks, my TOP STAFF—the absolute BEST, the most brilliant, the most high-energy people in the world—came to me, they were shaking their heads, and they said, "Mr. President, Twig is causing total TROUBLE in the Faggot Tourney!" It’s a DISASTER, a complete and total mess! Twig is out there complaining, whining, and trying to change the rules because he doesn't understand how WINNING works! My staff, they’re the most professional, the most organized, and the most SPECTACULAR people you’ve ever seen, and they know that you can't have a tournament that runs all year—you’ve got to be decisive, you’ve got to be fast, and you’ve got to be a WINNER! Twig is just another low-energy loser who wants to make everything complicated, but we don't do complicated—we do RESULTS! We’re going to keep the tournament moving, we’re going to keep it exciting, and we’re going to make sure that the BEST people come out on top, BIGLY! This is how we make TOURNAMENT MANAGEMENT GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸💥