New ADHD Slogan

2026-06-01 13:10 UTC

Thanks to my brain for presenting this one to me on my way to work this morning. Thinking: Now with hyperthreading (no task scheduler)

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@Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2026-06-01 13:34

And when combined with anxiety you have the constant Spectre of a Meltdown.

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@lucidity@hexbear.net 2026-06-01 14:13

Can’t have semaphore gridlock if you don’t have semaphores.

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@lime@feddit.nu 2026-06-01 17:32

i’m full-on pipelined, OoO, speculative execution, with dynamic interrupt handling. i just need a stack pointer.

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@a_jeering_serpent@sopuli.xyz 2026-06-01 18:40

Estimated Time: 36 mins… 40 mins? … 12 days!? … 35 mins …

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@Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 2026-06-01 20:22

Lol

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@knightly@pawb.social 2026-06-02 11:20

… Wait, how many other ADHD people are median systems too?

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