Post #3020169

a random nurse who happened to be in the same space as my doctor but I had no business with: 🧑‍⚕️ Aww hunny, is it too hot outside? 🐝 Not really? <Thinks why the hunny part but whatever.> 🧑‍⚕️ Do you sunbaithe? 🐝 Sometimes? 🧑‍⚕️ You're really pale. A perfect white person. <(they're white to my knowledge, not like it matters but like wtf)> 🐝 <ignores thinking wtf and oh shoot I know this person from before when they tried to give me a chocolate and when they brought up my paleness before.> 🧑‍⚕️ What! They even put those earrings on you? 🐝 Yeah, I went to them and was like pleeeease, I don't want earrings, but they put them on me anyway! /s <I chuckle like... clearly I'm incapable of choosing how I present myself right? /s> 🧑‍⚕️ They really shouldn't have made you wear heart earrings but hoop ones. 🐝 Yeah, I know right? I always ask them please don't put on heart earrings, I want earrings with a gun on them, but they insist. It's awful. /s 🧑‍⚕️ Not guns, but hoops would fit you nicely. These don't. 🐝 Yeah.... I keep telling them I'm not trans, but they tell me no, you're trans. I don't know what to tell you. /s 🧑‍⚕️ I'm wearing these seashell earrings, I have no idea how I'm gonna get them out later... 🐝 🦗🦗🦗 My doctor walks in, I turn to the nurse, me: *I* put them on myself., <chuckles.> Doc to the nurse: don't mess with Enne, they're my favorite patient. Sarcasm is sometimes good for the soul. 😂